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ওরে পাগল, না খেতে পেয়ে মরাটাই গরীবের ভবিতব্য রে। সারা পৃথিবী জুড়ে প্রত্যেকটা দিন এরকম কত হাজার মরছে। কারুর হুঁশ আছে? আর তোরা মাত্র চারশো মরতেই দিল্লি চলে গেলি! আপদগুলো এটাও বুঝলি না যে স্বচ্ছ ভারত অভিযান চলছে। তা ভারতটা স্বচ্ছ হবে কী করে শুনি? তোরা খাবিদাবি আর হেগে নোংরা করবি? ওসব চলবে না। জনগণতান্ত্রিক ভারতবর্ষ এটা। স্বচ্ছতা যেমন সবার অধিকার, তেমনি সবার কনট্রিবিউসানও তো লাগবে!
আর একটা কথাও না জিজ্ঞেসা করে পারি না। বল তো, না খেয়ে কে কবে মরেছে এ্যঁ? ঊনষাটের বাংলাও সরকারী লপসি খেয়ে তবে মরেছিল। না খেয়ে মরেনি। লোকে মরলে খেয়েই মরে। শহরে এসে দেখ্। ডাক্তাররা রোজ শয়ে শয়ে লোককে বলছে: খাওয়া কমান। একবেলা খাবেন; ভাত ছেড়ে পারলে ফ্রুটজুস খান।
এসব তোদের কানে চোখে পড়ে না নাকি? বলি, ওই যে খড়ের শিসটা চিবোচ্ছিস, ওতে কত ক্যালোরি আছে জানিস? জঙ্গল থেকে মূলটা ডালটা পাতাটা এনে ফুটিয়ে তো দিব্বি সাঁটাচ্ছিস। কত ভিটামিন প্রোটিন কার্বোহাইড্রেট শরীরে যাচ্ছে! অথচ বার করার জন্য নেই একফোঁটা! কী সুন্দর সব মাংসহীন ঝরঝরে পেটেপিঠে শরীর নিয়ে ঘুরে বেড়াচ্ছিস! এক অঙ্গে স্বচ্ছ ও সুস্থ ভারতের প্রতীক! পোষাচ্ছে না?! অথচ, শহরে আমরা এই শরীরটা পাবার জন্য হাজার হাজার টাকা খরচ করি।
তারপর আরেকটা কথাও ভাবার দরকার আছে বইকি। শুধু চাল দিলেই চলবে? তখন তো আবার বলবি সবজি দাও ডাল দাও তেল-নুন সব দাও। দাও, আরও দাও। মুনিঋষিরা বলে গেছেন, অত লোভ ভালো নয়। কখন আবার শেষকালে হয়তো মাছ মাংসও চেয়ে বসবি। আর তারপর? সব গিলেকুটে পরের দিন মাঠে হাগতে যাবি! ওটি হতে দিচ্ছি নে বাছা। যতই আবদারের কলরব তোল দিল্লি গিয়ে। আগে শৌচালয়। তারপর খাবার চিন্তা। খবরদার, ভুলেও আর বলবি না: বাবু এট্টু চাল দাও! তামিলনাড়ু মরছে না খেয়ে!

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